At around 5+pm, my parents were planning to bring us to Long House for dinner, but on the way, we decided to go and visit out Ah Gong at the hospital first. When we went there, wow am I surprised, many of my relatives were there! Alright, so I went to see ah gong. While my mum was speaking to ah gong in a solemn tone asking about his stuffs to refresh his memory, there was a sudden "pooooooooooooot". ROFL! My bro and I was trying to control our laughter, but damn, it was we just had to laugh it out, so we went out of the room and laughed like wtf. It's like one minute the whole place was like so serious then there was someone who just got to break this solemn mood up with his fart =.=". Doubt anyone other then me and my bro heard it cause no one said anything about it. Anyway, after that we(with my relatives) went downstairs to the Kopitiam for dinner instead of going to Long House, had a little chat and parted with each other. Before you guys have your joke of the day, well just wanna say that if you think that this society lacks of compassion or if you are taking your life for granted (A.K.A suicidal emo), you should make a trip to the hospital, there are really some heartbreaking scenes as well as heartwarming ones which you should take a look at. Anyway,Here's the joke for today! Really like this joke cause it's very funny.
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Pudding Surprise!

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.

Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat."

The next day, while listening to the news they hear:"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people....."

From www.thejokeyard.com

Link for the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s46R4afqRRI (Ty Maddy! lol)