Monday, August 6, 2007
Exam Tips!
I believe that the exams are around the corner. Hence I will be sharing some tips with you guys!
Exam Excuses:[Quoted From My Friend (Haru)]
Here's a famous line that teachers love to say :"Practice makes perfect!"
Then, when you make a mistake, they'll say :"Nothing is perfect!"
Now do the Math!
(1)Practice = Perfect
(2)Nothing = Perfect
Sub (2) into (1)
Practice = Nothing
That's why I've stop practicing.
Exam Tips:
The Modern WayWhen sleeping, replace your soft and comfy pillows with books and notes. According to a
scien-
RIES-fic experiment, when your head comes into contact with the books and notes, it actually adsorbs the text and pictures in it and converts it into your
EQ/IQ!
The Traditional WayBefore having your exams, burn all your notes and books. Next, pour the ashes into a cup of pure drinking water. Mix well and drink it.
Just kidding! Please don't try this at home(or anywhere). If you do and something miraculous happens, do thank me. But if something unfortunate happens (
eg. Headache after sleeping on your thick and hard books or stomachache after drinking the "holy water"), that would be none of my business!
Anyway, wish you guys all the best for the upcoming exams!
Chiong Ah!!
Ai Pia Jia Eh
Yia!!
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