Larriography

18 June 2009

2009-06-18T14:45:00.004+08:00

Went to Beauty World yesterday and Dad bought us a Barbell @ Sports Gallery~ Wahahahaha! Another equipment added in to the list! And after that we went to cutie rutie Isis' house Lol! super energetic baby. and guess what? she got herself a pet prawn. hahahaha.

Few More Items Till My "Home Mini-Gym" is complete Lol:
Workout Bench
Incline Pull-Up Bar
Pull-Up Bar
Physio Ball
40lb-100lb Punching Bag
Additional Weights

Additional Want List:
WHEY Protein Powder
Protein Bar
FOOD, FOOD & MORE FOOD!!

17 June 2009

2009-06-17T17:28:00.002+08:00

Holidays~ 1.5 Weeks left.

Status:
Homework - Undone
Exercise - Daily Weight Lifting (30min-1hr)
Trying To Gain 12KG of weight.

WEEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~

30 May 2009

2009-05-31T00:37:00.003+08:00

Woke up this morning at around 11. Had breakfast and went straight to TF2 for some fun. Somehow, I felt sleepy again and went back ta sleep till 6 = =".

After waking up, travelled with my dad & bro to town area to grab an acoustic guitar. Coincidentally, we met Ivan & Miru over there at the guitar shop :O. Guess they were shopping for a guitar too~ Anyway, I got myself a semi-acoustic red Takamine guitar @ $425. Went to Funan after placing the guitar in my dad's car in search for TF2 (for my bro) and Spore! Wanted Spore for quite sometime already, but as I heard from some of my friends that the gameplay was quite undesirable, I dropped the idea of buying it. However, recently, I came across some of my friend's gallery of Spore works which seems rather interesting to me. Thus, I've decided to grab it ASAP. Moreover, the Galactic Adventures edition of Spore is coming out soon, I would love to give it a try!

27 May 2009

2009-05-27T10:59:00.005+08:00

Like always, went to school, slack slack around then go home le. School started @ 8.30am and ended at 9.30am = =". After that, went home straight liaoz. Met my bro on the way, but he wasn't dismissed yet, so had to go home alone~

Reinstalled my TF2 when I reached home, played for like 4hours+. I was lying on the bed for 1-2min after playing and I fell asleep till 7pm :/

Hmm... time flies huh? 1.5 more weeks till another holiday strikes! Wahahaha! But before that, I'll have to clear my before-da-hols assignments. Argh.....HTI HTI HTI HTI.... Worst Nightmare EVER.

26 May 2009

2009-05-26T23:03:00.003+08:00

Its been awhile since I've last blogged. Recently, I came to realized my "Goals". In such a way that I've noticed that there are many "want-to-have"s and "want-to-be"s stuffs in my life (short-term and long-term goals). For me, my "want-to-have"s are basically quite materialistic "Goals" such as getting an Arcade Stick, Street Fighter 4 PC game bundle, a good Acoustic Guitar, Effects Pedals, Talk Box and etc. Basically, unlike my "want-to-be"s, all of these can be easily acquired for the main reason being they can be gotten through the use of saved-up money unlike my "Want-To-Be" list which requires lots of perseverance and determination.

"Want-To-Be"s A.K.A Long-Term Wants:

Guitar Pro!: Mastering All Aspects Of Playing The Guitar - Hopes To Showcase "Great" Music
A Cook!: Being Good @ Cooking - Simply Love Food
Awesome Artist!: Excelling In Arts & Design - Passion For Arts & Games
Healthy: Keep Fit - Haven Been Exercising For At Least 2 Years. Get Sick Easily.
And the list keeps on going.

However all of these are just No-Action-Talk-Only(NATO) stuffs which I hope to achieve just by daydreaming due to my lack of determination...

No Pain No Gain? ARGHHHH!!!

Survive in DGDD?

2008-11-03T18:55:00.002+08:00

Recently, I find that doing well in DGDD is extremely hard. The results which I've received for semester 2 is really an eyesore, with lots of C(s), D(s) and even F(s) for the first time, especially for HTI. Despite giving my best, especially for art, things still turn out to be crappy. On top of this, huge piles of project work are stacking up and my I've still got nothing good to show on my portfolio. Wonder if I can survive in my course... Haiz... HELP! HELP! (Don't think anyone can help me... :( )

05 September 2008

2008-09-05T21:59:00.003+08:00

I'm Back! Miss me? Miss me not? Lol. In case you are wondering where have I been for the past few weeks, I was busying doing my projects while DotA-ing. Muahahaha. Nowadays damn sian ah, mosquitoes seems to be everywhere! Kena bite oh my feet and on my ankles. Sweet blood? Hahaha. Guitar Lessons are back! Hurray! I'm beginning to find the playing of a guitar, more and more fun! Especially when I get to learn more and more about it. After my guitarist lessons today, my parents brought me to Lot 1 to collect my new specs. Guess who did I meet over there? Jordan~ hahaha. Hmm, the new specs makes me feels kinda weird. Feels as though my eyes are uneven (One eye big, One eye small). Arghh... Irritating! But oh well, I guess I'll get used to it pretty soon. Thats all for now~ :D

Start Of Blue Rose Design Studios

2008-08-06T22:16:00.003+08:00

Yes! Its The Start Of Our Studio (Adonis & Me), The Blue Rose Design Studios! In case you are wondering what is it about, its basically a "designing group". Do support us by linking Blue Rose Design Studios(The Blog Will Be Out Soon! Currently Under Construction :) ]) Ty Ty! :D

04 August 2008

2008-08-04T22:46:00.002+08:00

Hello! Due to the large number of fans and fan mails I've received, requesting me to blog, I'm back to blogging! Hahaha! Jk jk :P Anyway, had lots of assignments and projects to hand up ah! Arghhh! Last week I handed up my clay work and gotten a D, this week I tried my best to re-do it (thinking that it was quite good), and guess what.... I got a D+. Sianzation.. wasted my time. While I'm busy doing my stuffs, my buddy Adonis invited me to join his Studio! Awesome right!? Hope to get working studio's stuffs ASAP! Lastly, yifan, jia jun and me had a chance to be part of the guitarist concert committee (maybe next year's guitarist committee as well) ! Muahaha! Looking forward to it ahhhh... Most importantly, I hope that I won't get crashed and squashed by my work load and get pawned by my laziness...

Signing off!!!

19/07/2008

2008-07-19T00:10:00.004+08:00

Things aren't exactly going well, my body especially... early in the morning spat out thick red blood and my nose was bleeding. What's happening in my body? Next week is going to be a long week, presentations from Monday to Wednesday, 3 days! Sianzation. Anyway, Cutie Rutie Isis came today! Muahaha, finally got to play with her Lol! Oh ya, btw, I'm back to GB (Gunbound)! Muahaha, do msg me if you're playing it as well~

15/07/2008

2008-07-15T21:32:00.002+08:00

Went to school this morning for consultation foor next week's drama class Animal Act thingy, tried to iron out the CRS discussion so as to make it better and attended script writting lessons. On my way back home, in the estate, I saw a bunch of inconsiderate people(Domestic Helpers & Childrens) poking the innocent Greenish-Red rambutans with long sticks (Dunno what to call it, those wooden thingies parents use to dry the clothes outside the window) ! C'mon la! The rambutans are not for you all, wanna eat go buy mah... Its bad to play with rambutans! This whole week sianzation ah. Not feeling well again! Freaking Ulcer, Feeling the heat all over my body (I know I'm always hot~ But yea... this time its the feverish kind T____T) , running nose and cough... Haiz.. Arghh! Having CRS test for tomorrow, hope I'm well-prepared enough for the battle! Roar!

2008-07-14T21:11:00.002+08:00

Had too much time, so drew Devil Boy's Dad as well! Lol!

Devil Boy's Dad! (Hell-Centaur)

(Click On Image To Enlarge)

Boring Monday Morning...

2008-07-14T14:27:00.006+08:00

Look! Its One Of The Hellboy 3's Cast!

Devil Boy!
(Click On Image To Enlarge)

Hahaha... Had nothing to do so I drew This Devil Boy. ~ devil boooy ~ devil boooy.
Evolutionary Creature! Flaming fist, Huge thorn wings, Devilish eyes, Awesome coat and an Enormous Red Cannon!

Please Comment On My Drawings hahaha... Constructive Criticism are also welcomed! :D

13/07/2008

2008-07-13T21:51:00.002+08:00

Hmm... Feels quite uneasy today... Why leh? No Assignments sia O.o. Watched TV, Makan and Played for the whole day. Tomorrow's a Monday, and Mondays = Long & Slacky Day. Sianzation >.> Hope Something Interesting Happens Tomorrow.... Wahahaha!

12/07/2008

2008-07-12T23:37:00.002+08:00

Cutie rutie Isis did not come today! Arghhhh! Such a disappointment... T____T... At around 5+ I went to my grandma's house. Brought 3 board games to my grandma's house today and played with my cousins (Scrabble, Abalone & Connect Four). That's all I've got for today~ haha

11/07/2008

2008-07-11T20:51:00.002+08:00

Haiz. Bad day ah, bad day. Early in the morning not feeling well... Then, gave a crappy presentation which i think will most likely fail T___T. Luckily, tomorrow is a Saturday! Cutie rutie Isis would be coming in the morning, and from noon all the way to midnight, will be going go to visit my grandma. Actually there's a BBQ event organised by Alastair and friends (Guitarist Group 4~) , but since there are so much stuffs to do tomorrow, have no choice but to give it a miss...

Back To Blogging

2008-07-10T17:47:00.005+08:00

Hey Hey! Back ta blogging! Recently lots of events had happened and are happening... Firstly and most importantly, my beloved ah gong had passed away... He's someone whom we (my big big family - Mother's side) respect and love. I used to see him every week on Saturday... Miss him lots... He may be gone physically, but will still live in our hearts forever and ever... School life has never been better. I'm doing things which I have a strong passion for: Games Design and Development (In short: DGDD). Its not about the play, its about the design. Like the first word of the course tells, its quite a fun course, especially when there are fun people around you haha. Like what my lecturer said, we're still on a honeymoon period~ (will come to an end soon T____T). Well, as the game industry is extremley competitive, the only thing that worries me now is my career. In my opinion, in this industry, you either get an low-average pay or an extremely high pay. I'm afraid that I would not be able to get a Game or Design related job, I don't mind getting an average pay as long as I'm doing something I love to do (of course, getting an extremely high pay job would be so much better)~ I can't survive without a job! Sigh... will be giving a long presentation tomorrow... The good thing is that I've "accidentally" done it a week earlier... How should I put it? Hmm.... Basically I've mistaken my presentation date and chionged it a week earlier. The negative/bad thingieSSS are: Stage Fright! Mind Go Blank! Kena Questioned Until Nothing To Say! DON"T UNDERSTAND LIKE 20% OF THE WHOLE PLATO THINGY! OMGOMGOMG.... Wish me luck for tomorrow :P As for my CCA, I've gotten myself into another big family haha... Guitarist Family! Huge group of kind and fun-loving people Lol... There're still many stuffs which I've gotta say... but somehow, my fingers are crawling away from my keyboard.... so.... I shall end it here.
Oh ya, before I forget, do expect to see lots of my art works, flash and other design related stuffs here from tomorrow onwards as I will be uploading them here~!

***CAUTION***
Be Mentally and Physically Prepared! As they might be an eyesore to you :X Lol...
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Craving For A Good Laugh?

2008-02-29T00:07:00.003+08:00

Was kinda moody nowadays... Dunno why, just feel bored and moody. So I went to YouTube to search for some funny videos. (These videos are quite old, but are extremely hilarious! Some of you might have seen it before, anyway, here you go.) Have a good laugh! Ha Ha Ha...

19 February 2008

2008-02-19T23:13:00.014+08:00

It's been long since I've updated my blog... Story Telling Time!

6.14am:
*BEEP*... Woke Up. Pressed the button on my phone. CONGRATS...(Blur) blahblahblah... (S56)...!
*Rubbed my eyes* YES! I"VE GOTTEN INTO MY DREAM COURSE! Chionged to my Parents and Brother to tell them the school and course I got posted to:Games Design And Development! Hurray! Hope you guys got the course you wanted as well. (Those who got into S'pore Poly do msg me about it :D)

11am+:
Dad fetch me to see see S'pore Poly (Check out the gates, the buses available, the routes blahblahblah...). Then went to West Mall for lunch. Bought a book from popular titled: Poker @ $35 (Ouch! Seems interesting so bought it to read read). After that went to fetch my bro.

Just got myself a job. If you are on my MSN contact list you would know. Selling MSN "Nudges" @ $10.95 per "Nudge"! The current market price for a single "Nudge" is about $18.70 but why am I selling it @ $10.95? Cause I'm kind mah! Do remember only people who are under the "LAME CO." are allowed to sell "Nudges" (70% to me 30% to themselves) or else you will be sued!. There are only 10852 Nudges left! Grab them while stock lasts! No reservations are allowed.

Lastly, today is 19/02/2008... What's tomorrow's date? 20/02/2008! OMG OMG OMG! 17 Years back was 20/02/1991 (CAUTION: Before you read the following do prepare a pail/bucket/plastic bag. LoL!) , Date Of Birth Of The Unbelievably Charming, Adorable, Sharp-Witted and Humble

*Drum Rolls*

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*Psst... I don't mind getting bulky "Ang Paos" loaded with cash and Asiasoft Prepaid Cards! LoL!*

CNY 2008!

2008-02-03T02:10:00.000+08:00

Brought some coins to Po Po House (My grandma/grandpa's house[Mum's Side]) for a little warm up session. Play coins nia also can lose $6. Ok la, not much, but its still money. Haha. Next week is gonna be a great week! Why? Chinese New Year mah! Will be visiting my both my Ah Ma's House and Po Po House (and maybe some relatives)! Yay! More and More Cousin-ing time! Lol. Poker Poker Poker! Chinese New Year coming lo! Any CNY Resolutions?

28 January 2008

2008-01-29T01:49:00.000+08:00

I thought that I could hold back my tears, but I failed to do so. Though we've lost someone who's precious to us, but he will live in our hearts forever.

24th January 2008

2008-01-24T21:14:00.001+08:00

Today 3 things happened, mainly classified into delightful, depressing and shocking. First of all, as I did not study much for the O levels, it was all last minute work, I was seriously expecting 24-28 points for my L1R4. Before reaching the hall, I was not scared at all. But as time pass, there was this everlasting suspense which took like forever and thus I felt scared. When it was my turn, I asked my teacher if I did very badly, he told me that he only knows the E.Maths results. Hence he just passed me the slip of paper. TO MY SURPRISE, my teacher counted the L1R4 for me and he told me that I scored 13. I was like huh? 13?! and he said yes, 13. He asked me to check the envelope thingy behind for my L1R4 and L1R5, but my hands were so shaky that I could not tear the piece of paper hence asked help for him. YES INDEED IT WAS A 13 (Although its not an extremely great score but it was an achievement for me :) )! OMG the feeling was like out of this world! Yes! More courses to choose from! The depressing thing was that my 2nd uncle just passed away today. He's a great guy, but unfortunately mishaps do happen. The shocking thing was this IDIOT taxi driver. I'm not being sarcastic or trying to make it sound so "OMG", but its the truth.
-Throughout the whole journey from BVSS to my house, the taxi driver was "horning" everyone he sees.
-When he was about to "cut" into another lane. Another taxi driver horned him for doing it.
-The two taxi drivers exchanged vulgarities and rude sign languages.
-The taxi driver said this: I drive my car he Bi Wad Bi!
ZzZzzZzz... Don't understand some people, he can do it to others but others cant do it to them.
Lastly, Good Luck To All In Your JAE Choices!

Alvin and The Chipmunks

2007-12-22T14:17:00.000+08:00

Watched Alvin and The Chipmunks Movie yesterday night. Awesome movie! The chipmunks were really entertaining and were extremely cute(Especially Theodore!)! I bet anyone and everyone would LOVE the Chipmunks upon watching the movie. Must watch! Must watch! Adorable & Cute Rating 11/10!

21 December 2007

2007-12-21T22:05:00.000+08:00

Jobless(Don't want one) and slacking everyday, THIS IS THE LIFE! Wake up at around 12 noon everyday, take my breakfast-cum-lunch, watch TV, play online games, watch midnight movie. Woot! Has been like this ever since holiday started. Yesterday, slept at 3.30am and had to wake up at 7am this morning to accompany my bro to his Sec 1 orientation. Listen to the DM's blahblahblahs, Q-up for his books and went home at around 10+am. At night, my parents gave us $100 each as our X'mas presents! So we went to IMM's sports shop to buy some equipments. Guess who I met there? My kindergarten teacher! My mum told her "My boy completed his PSLE and got the school of his choice.", then my teacher asked which Sec school did I got into and commented that I'm chubby (I'm working hard to slim down!). WDF?! Do I look as if I'm 13?! Obviously my mum was referring to my bro! Anyway, greeted her, my mum had a short chat with her and then we headed home... Btw, are you still finding a job? If you are, STOP(Unless you really need the money)! You DON'T GET HOLIDAYS EVERYDAY! Give yourself A BREAK and RELAX! ENJOY now! Before you REGRET!

15 December 2007

2007-12-15T13:16:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was my mum's birthday. Went to long house for dinner then back home to take some photos and cut the cake.

*Rewinds back to about 5 PM* I've known her for more then 3 years. Each time I see her, I'll feel delighted, but sad at the same time. Oh well, life is like that isn't it? You'll only know how important things are when they're gone... Hey Hey! Don't get me wrong! It's not the "My Dream Girl" I'm referring to haha! It's my computer! Delighted as it brings me joy from playing and sad as it causes my academic results to seriously plunge down. My cousin came to my house to stay since Thursday, we've been playing cards and watching midnight movies for the past two days. Yesterday, while she was watching HSM on my com, it suddenly shut down. Argghhh... Tried ways to turn it on (Trying to "Turn On" a non-living thing?! I must be crazy...lol) , but it just doesn't works. My precious com is broke down?! Nvm, I thought... At least now I can concentrate on slimming down. At night, when we came back from dinner, miraculously, my com came back to live again! Back to gaming and chatting online again! lol.

Strawberry Yogurt Drink!

2007-12-12T00:17:00.000+08:00

As usual my mum went to visit my ah gong while my dad went for work early in the morning. So there's just me and my bro at home. At noon, my mum called home and told us that there's some Strawberry Yogurt Drink left in the fridge and told us to finish it. Got my bro a cup and the rest to myself wahahaha (actually there wasn't much left = ="). After drinking the Strawberry Yogurt Drink, I went into my room and wanted to give my bro a scare. Hence I went "RWAAA!" instead of tio chua, my bro turned to face me and sarcastically said "WAAAA". Then, just at that moment when he said "WAAAA" he hit the table and spilt the cup of Strawberry Yogurt Drink! ARGGGHHHH!!! That had me wasted at least 2 hours cleaning it. Had to remove all the wires which was connected to his computer and clean the screen, table and floor. Worst of all, the f***ing rug was so hard to dry! ARGHHH... Spent hours cleaning up the mess. Haiz, tiring day...

09 December 2007

2007-12-09T21:37:00.000+08:00

Went to see ah gong again, hope that he'll get discharged tomorrow. Some of my relatives are going overseas tomorrow, wish them Bon Voyage. Hope everything will turn out well...

Slimming Plan

2007-12-07T15:44:00.001+08:00

*Huffs* *Puffs*... Finally... After about a month++ of holiday, I'm over doing something useful/meaningful (but not that meaningful, and yes I'm still at home Lol). Started excercising! I WANNA SLIM DOWN! Started excercising at 2.30 PM. Did some jumping jacks and jogging on the spot as warm up for a few minutes (and I'm already tired by then =.= now you know how weak I am...*sighs*). Then did 50 sit-ups, some Lift-The-Dumbbell-Excercise thingies and ended with 20 more sit-ups while lifting the dumbbells. I'm DAMN EXHAUSTED now! Gonna perserve until I see some results LoL! WO YAO JIAN FEI...FEI... FEI... FEI... *Echos*

06 December 2007

2007-12-06T23:57:00.000+08:00

Seems like I've missed a post yesterday. Guess too much of computer games and television really kills brain cells, making me forgetting more and more stuffs. Instead of having two jokes for today, lets have something more interesting...

50 THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW

(or 50 Completely Useless Facts!)

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!

One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

Slugs have 4 noses.

Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

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One of these amazing, but useless facts is false. Do you know which one?

You can see the correct answer here.

From http://www.world-english.org/facts.htm

04 December 2007

2007-12-05T01:31:00.000+08:00

Just another day... Here's an old joke:

Huge Pause

A bear walks into a bar and says, “I want a bourbon and............... coke”
The bartender asks “what’s with the huge pause?”
The bear says, “I’ve had them all my life.”

From jokes.comedycentral.com

If you don't get it, Pause sounds like paws. Get it now? wolS!

03 December 2007

2007-12-04T01:08:00.000+08:00

Nothing special today, anyway, here's the World's Funniest Joke! It was rated as the world's funniest joke on Oct 3, 2002. Find it okok only. Here you go:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

02 December 2007

2007-12-02T21:41:00.000+08:00

At around 5+pm, my parents were planning to bring us to Long House for dinner, but on the way, we decided to go and visit out Ah Gong at the hospital first. When we went there, wow am I surprised, many of my relatives were there! Alright, so I went to see ah gong. While my mum was speaking to ah gong in a solemn tone asking about his stuffs to refresh his memory, there was a sudden "pooooooooooooot". ROFL! My bro and I was trying to control our laughter, but damn, it was we just had to laugh it out, so we went out of the room and laughed like wtf. It's like one minute the whole place was like so serious then there was someone who just got to break this solemn mood up with his fart =.=". Doubt anyone other then me and my bro heard it cause no one said anything about it. Anyway, after that we(with my relatives) went downstairs to the Kopitiam for dinner instead of going to Long House, had a little chat and parted with each other. Before you guys have your joke of the day, well just wanna say that if you think that this society lacks of compassion or if you are taking your life for granted (A.K.A suicidal emo), you should make a trip to the hospital, there are really some heartbreaking scenes as well as heartwarming ones which you should take a look at. Anyway,Here's the joke for today! Really like this joke cause it's very funny.
Do remember all the jokes posted here have no intended offence, just for the sake of laughter!
*Note to all people who would want to have a good laugh:Whenever reading a joke, READ FROM HEAD TO TOE, NEVER MESS UP THE ORDER (Do not read the ending first before reading the words that comes before it)!

Pudding Surprise!

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.

Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat."

The next day, while listening to the news they hear:"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people....."

From www.thejokeyard.com

Link for the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s46R4afqRRI (Ty Maddy! lol)

My Grandma's Birthday

2007-12-02T01:11:00.000+08:00

2 weeks after my grandpa's birthday,which is today(1 December, not 2 December), is my grandma's birthday. Today was a little different from the past birthdays we celebrated. We arrived at my grandma's house at noon, had lunch there and tea break, played mahjong and went to TTS hospital to visit my grandpa. Looks better today (compared to what I've heard from my mum during the past few days). After that went back to grandma's house again to celebrate her birthday. *Skip Confidential Issue*. Lastly arrived home at 1 am. Hope all the ****ed up events will come to an end soon so that everyone will stay as happy as before. I shall skip the joke for today, sorry about that. *haiz*

30 November 2007

2007-11-30T20:08:00.000+08:00

Was gonna go to the hospital to visit my grandpa at 6pm just now, but dad said that I'm having a flu and I shouldn't go to the hospital till I recover. So many "fan nao" stuffs happening around me nowadays, haiz... sian ah! Anyway, If you are wondering if I'm a Spongebob fan, yes I am! But if you're asking is this the blog skin that I want, No! This is not the skin I want for my blog =.="... Was trying to create a blog skin today, but failed... so I got this Spongebob skin from www.finalsense.com and place it here for the time being. (Until I complete making the perfect blog skin I want for my blog) Waiting for joke of the day? Here you go!
Do remember all the jokes posted here have no intended offence, just for the sake of laughter!

Singapore's Origin

How Singapore got its name

Version 1 : When Raffles stepped out of his boat on to Boat Quay, a man was running by announcing the birth of his son in hokkien. ’see ta poh, see ta poh’

Version 2 : I thought the story was like this : The malay/indian king, Parameswara, was sleeping under a tree and was dreaming. He was rudely awakened by an animal resembling a lion. So, out of shock, he screamed ‘ Singa porda ! Singa porda ‘ (which means, ‘lion, get lost!’)

Version 3 : When Raffles sailed up the Singapore river for the first time, a malay lady was bathing in the river, having left her clothes on the river bank. A singh came by and stole her clothes. The upset lady started shouting after him, ‘Singh Kapoh, Singh Kapoh’…

Version 4 :’Singapore’ was actually translated from the name ‘Singapura’ in Bahasa Malaysia. Story goes that there was a prince that came to our island many many years ago, on an exploration trip. Then he suddenly saw a lion and he named our island ‘Singapura’, which means lion.

Imagine if he had seen a pig instead of a lion. (’pig’ in Malay is ‘Babi’) LOL!

From www.desi-jokes.com

Back To Daily Blogging!

2007-11-29T19:28:00.000+08:00

I'll be blogging daily from now on. Hmm... If there's no interesting events going on, I'll be qouting some jokes from some webbies or create some of my own and post them here to keep you guys smiling for the day. Turn that ugly frown upside down, SMILE!
Do remember all the jokes posted here have no intended offence, just for the sake of laughter!

Miss Singapore

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"
MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"
MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified.
Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !!
This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN JIAO
Judge: ?????????!!!!

From www.asianjokes.com

1E2'04/2E2'05 Chalet

2007-11-28T16:33:00.000+08:00

Went for the 1E2'04/2E2'05 Chalet on November 26 - November 28.

Day 1
Jordan asked me to go Giant along with them to buy and carry some BBQ stuffs. Met Jordan and Damian at Bukit Batok MRT Station at 12.30pm and took the MRT to Jurong East to meet the Samuel and Wanyu. Since it was raining, Samuel suggested us to take the bus to IMM, but when it stopped raining we took a walk there. Met Karen and Jiamin outside Giant, after that we went inside to buy the BBQ stuffs. So after buying everything we had to take the heavy stuffs and walk back to the MRT station to meet the rest. Took the long MRT journey to Pasir Ris, then took the bus to Coasta Sands Parsir Ris.(lazy to go into details already lol) Booked-in, Damian and Samuel waited for the "BBQ man"(he's no super hero) to bring the food here, while Jordan, Hock Meng and I went to Mc to buy food for ourselves and the rest. Had BBQ at around 7+pm(If i'm not wrong) when most people came already. Eat food, Chat chat, watch TV. After the BBQ ended, we played Mahjong until 7am and took a 1 hour nap.

Day 2
Woke up at 8am, watched TV until the Hock, Ken, Damian and Jordan woke up, and so we went to makan at the food court. Ate Prata + Dunno what fish soup thingy (The food sucks, seriously. Prata Taste like plain flour and fish soup thingy only smells good but does not taste good.) Went back to the chalet, watched some TV and then went to arcade for just a game, then went back to the chalet again. Oh ya, Yiliang and Hakim caught A tortoise and about 10 small crabs at the beach. Went for a swim with the rest of the guys and after that went to makan, followed by went to see Yuyang and Yiliang play pool. Went back to the Chalet at 9.30pm and parted with Ken, Yuyang and Fahmi on the way. When we were back, we played Mahjong, play until really sian liao then play 3 player Big 2. Damian got tired and went to sleep. By then, everyone was asleep except for Yiliang, Hock Meng and me. This was when I really laughed until I sound like Ah Du. Yiliang suddenly came out with and idea, to set up his own small and mini gambling den Lol. He acted as though he was really doing those illegal stuffs. He gave Hock and I each 10 Mahjong titles as chips for gambling. Then he took a pen and wrote "Da" and "Xiao" (Big and Small) on the Mahjong paper and we played the game which was known as "Da Xiao". He was like shouting "LAI AH LAI AH! YOU DU CAI HUI YING, BU DU JIU BU YING!" damn funny la the way he say it. Every time without fail, "Da" comes out and we took advantage of the "Da" thingy and put 5 chips at a time Lol. After playing for like 10 rounds, he got sian as every time "Da" comes out and the banker was running out of chips, Rofl. Then he wrote 1-6 on the mahjong paper and taught us how to play "Open". Although it was just simple games, it was really entertaining and funny. Yiliang shouted lots of funny crap stuffs like when Hock Meng had 5 chips left and I had 50+ Chips, he told Hock "Peng You! Ni kan kan ni de peng you, ta gan du ta cai hui ying!" was like those bad people in those dramas/movies trying to tempt people to gamble more, very very funny!! Well, we played and laughed till 4am and went to sleep. At first wanted to play again at 6am, but I just couldn't get up.

Day 3
Woke up at 8+am, brushed my teeth and packed my stuffs, and at about 9.50, my dad arrived and I got home.

First day was quite boring, but the second day night was really like OMFG funny,LMAO and ROFL. Third day = Go home.

The chalet was overall quite enjoyable, I do hope that if possible have another "1E2'04/2E2'05 Chalet" again haha. People of 1E2'04/2E2'05 BVSS, I'll remember you guys always and ROCK ON!!

Eating @ Long House

2007-11-26T08:20:00.000+08:00

Went to Long House for dinner with my family yesterday at around 7-8pm , and we saw Mark Lee (Lee Guo Huang), one of my favorite Singapore comedian (For the reason that I just love every single one of them and there aren't many comedians in Singapore LoL). Nice car plate number he has, 4444. He just "da bao-ed" chicken rice and drove away. Anyway, we ordered 4 bowls of Big Prawn Noodles, Otahs, a plate of rojak and a few cans of drinks. Thumbs up for the Big Prawn Noodles, haha. Always wanted to intro you guys who haven went to Long House (A.K.A Sua Ku(s)) for the Big Prawn Noodles to try them one day, but every time without fail, I would forget! Ok, and now that I've told you, YOU BETTER GO TRY! Speaking of food, there's another great place where there's a huge variety of dishes for you to choose, although its expensive, it's worth the money. Sadly, I've forgotten the address Lol. Paiseh, once I remember or next time when my dad brings us there then tell you guys lor. If you enjoy delicious food as much as I do, you shall be kept in suspense for the time being (Not that I want to, humans forget stuffs right?). Muahahahahahahaha *Evil laughter slowly fades away*.

My Ah Gong's Birthday

2007-11-18T15:44:00.000+08:00

Yesterday we celebrated my ah gong's 91st birthday! The cute little 3 year-old Huihui promised to attend ah gong's birthday but changed her mind last minute as her mum wanted to bring her to "gai-gai". Sian, cannot play with her haha. Anyway, my family went there early in the morning at 9+am. Was quite bored at first as not many of my cousins were there yet, so me, my bro and Edmund watch some cartoons then just slept for a few hours. While we were asleep Yixian went home. When Desmond came, we started playing mahjong, Darren so suay, keep on "feeding" people with titles. Played some card games after that then back to mah jong again. Soon, many many many many people came and the house was crowded with people. At 7+pm, we had our buffet dinner. While eating, we continued playing. We played all the way till 11 pm, after that, we celebrate with ah gong, took some photos with him and grandma and went back to the room to play card games again. It was already midnight when we reach home, still, I continued playing games online. Only manage to wake up at 12.15pm this afternoon. *Yawns*

Prom Night

2007-11-16T23:31:00.000+08:00

All I can say is... memorable night.

End Of 'O' Level Papers!

2007-11-13T22:48:00.000+08:00

It has finally ended! Well, dunno where will I end up in, perhaps in ITE or back to BVSS as a retain-student? Oh well, nevermind that, lets all have fun and enjoy now while the holiday last! Any stuff to intro? Kinda bored when there's nothing exciting going on during the holidays...

Worst Day Of My Life (At Least Till Now)

2007-11-05T22:31:00.000+08:00

Studied HARD, REALLY HARD, memorized 3 chaps/themes for SS until I've got headache. Before the entering the examination hall, I was filled with confidence. Just when I sat down, I started to fear for the worst that could ever happen, population, Venice and sustaining development coming out for the paper. Guess what? F***ing Hell! Those chapters really came out. I'm doomed for O's... My hopes for scoring a lousy 15 (L1R4) is dashed... Now it will be 20+... Some people only studied one chapter and heng heng tio, me? I studied 3 chaps! (Not really big s***, but hey! I studied more ok?!) And NOTHING came out! So I had to bullshit for 2 full pages. Next, another suay thing, order KFC at home, deliver here liao, then noticed they left out the Meltz. Had to call back and ask them make another trip here. Lastly, Walk down 3 STEPS of stairs I also can sprain my leg, WTF dude, why am I just so suay? Black Monday ah? ZzzZzZzzZz...

Science(Chem/Phys) Practical

2007-10-18T15:24:00.000+08:00

My very first 'O' levels paper (excluded MT which I have to retake =.=") started today! Wanted to report at school today at 7+ am but then I was too tired, so I went there at 8.45 am instead. When I first saw the Chemistry question, I was stunned as I didn't know what to do at all, but after thinking for awhile I figured out what do. Here's something ****ed up that happened to me during the practical: After heating the test tube, I put it back to the test tube holder. Then upon seeing the word "Observation",(forgetting that I've just heated the test tube) I took the test tube out from the test tube holder and held the bottom of the test tube with my bare hands. Alright, if you want to know what my expression was, picture this in your mind: Eyes widen, mouth open and test tube dropping =.=". There is only one word which I can use to describe that sensation "WOO-HOO~!". I was ****ing "high". Immediately after my fingers came into contact with the test tube, a blister appeared. The test tube was freaking hot, no joke, FREAKING HOT! Wanted to go "@#$%^&*!" but was afraid that I might alert the others and make everyone laugh, so I kept quiet inspite of the ****ing pain. Other then that everything went pretty well (I guess...?), my answer for the last question was Zinc Carbonate, what about you guys?

Unfair! Bias! Favouritism!

2007-09-25T16:13:00.001+08:00

Argh! Got back the results for F&N Coursework today and I'm extremely unhappy with it! I only scored 53/100 for the coursework! Wth is xx xxxx doing! Its so unfair! People who usually listen in her class scored high marks as high as 7x marks and people who does not pay as much attention to her only scored 5x and below marks! Its F***ing bias! She should have showed some professionalism in marking our coursework! For goodness sake, this coursework is for our O levels and not some school exams or test but a national exam! When I asked her why did we score so badly for our coursework, she said that there's no quality in our work (those who scored 5x marks and below) and that instead of crying over spilled milk we should work harder and try and score 75/100 for our theory paper. 60% of our total marks comes from the coursework, how can we not worry about it! If 53/100 is the finalized result for my coursework, I will need to score (for theory paper) 83/100 for a B3, 95.5/100 for an A2 and 108/100(TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE) for an A1! I seriously doubt that having no quality in our coursework would be the cause of our pathetic marks. For the reason being we used the A1 sample which she gave us for our reference, used the notes which she gave us to help us for explaining stuffs (no plagiarism involved!) and she even helped us to check our work to help us improve it and tell us the mistakes which we made. We did as much as we can, improved it like she asked us to, corrected our mistakes, did referencing from the A1 sample and made good use of the notes she provided us. Yet most of the boys scored badly! Unless she's trying to tell us that she did not check our coursework thoroughly, admit that the notes are of no use, the A1 sample was a fake one and that there were more mistakes which she did not pointed out to us, I'm not going to be satisfied with the marks that I've received. There were even about 4 of my friends who failed the coursework, which I see no reason in why should they be failing! They tried their very best, giving all that they could. xx xxxx also helped them in pointing out their mistakes and they corrected it. I doubt that they were out of point, hence I don't think that they deserve a failing grade! Next thing which I am even more unhappy with was this question in the F&N paper which says: Name two types of proteins. It clearly states name two TYPES of proteins. The CORRECT answer should be HBV proteins and LBV proteins like the textbook states, yet she argued that it was animals and plants and said that we misinterpreted the question. Then shouldn't the question be: Name two sources of proteins or Name two types of living things?! Does being a teacher mean that he/she can change facts which are stated in the textbook or change answers which are correct to answers which he/she THINKS that its correct?! Although I know that this result which is given to us isn't the finalized result for our O levels, but since the teacher's given marks will too be sent to Cambridge, even if the coursework was meant to be an A1 piece of work, but since its given a F9 grade, when the person who is marking the coursework sees it, it will give him a bad impression about it and might end up grading the work B4 (lower then expected grade). I think that all teachers should show some professionalism in their work, especially when marking important exam papers.

Guide For Examination Success

2007-09-24T16:09:00.000+08:00

INTRODUCTION

Stats: It is important to know what to add for your character so that exams will be a piece of cake.

Health Points (HP):Health is important as if you are sick, you will not be able to take your exams.
Mana Points (MP):Mana activates your brain POWER which helps you to defeat your papers.
Vitality (VIT):Vitality increases your endurance. This is essential as without endurance you won't be able to "tahan" the stress which you are trying to cope with right now.
Intelligence (INT):Most vital stats. With high INT, everything would be "chicken feet".
Dexterity (DEX):Reduces careless mistakes in exams.
Agility (AGI):Increases your writing speed.
Strength (STR):I have no idea why you need strength for, but since every MMORPG game has it, thats why its stated here. (Perhaps for carrying your bag to school and holding your pencil/pen?)
Luck (LUK):The second most important stats. Would be of great help in MCQ questions.

How to increase your stats?

Leveling: In order to increase your stats, you will have to level up through intensive trainings for gaining of experience.

Where to train?

Training: Train at suitable training grounds such as in class, study area or at your study room where you will not get easily distracted.

Methods Of Training

Health Points (HP):Make it a habit to consume vitamin tablets daily.
Mana Points (MP):Eat abalone, shark fin, bird nest and essence of chicken for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Vitality (VIT):Get a big-sized muscular friend like Seng and allow him to whack you everyday. Increase of endurance is 100% guaranteed.
Intelligence (INT):Study more and do more revision.
Dexterity (DEX):Practice frequently.
Agility (AGI):Run, run and run. Run from school back home everyday without the use of transport. (Note: Use your hands instead of your legs as you write with you hands and not your legs!)
Strength (STR):Do body building exercises on an hourly basis.
Luck (LUK):Requires two assistants (Get your family members to help you). First, get a large round table so that you would be able to spin it. Next, drill holes on top left, top right, bottom left and bottom right of the table with strings attached to the holes. Then, with the help of your assistants, tie your limbs(hands and legs) to each of the strings and secure them tightly. Take out a few sharp kitchen knifes (Bread knifes, Oyster knife, Chinese cleaver, etc). Spin the table which you are attached to. Ask Assistant A, to blindfold Assistant B. When ready, Assistant A will then pass knifes to Assistant B who will then throw the knifes in your direction, hoping that it will not hit you. If you are extremely lucky, you will still be in one piece, if not... lol.

Once again, good luck to everyone!!

New Skin!

2007-09-20T12:30:00.000+08:00

Decided to give my blog a brand new look! How's the new skin? Comment on it please... Thanks.

Unforgettable Experience!

2007-09-07T20:10:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, Seng wanted to come to my estate for cycling, hence I suggested to go to East Coast to cycle instead. We agreed to meet at the Bukit Batok bus interchange at 10am. This morning, my mum sent me and Sean to the Bukit Batok bus interchange. We reached there at about 10am, by the time most people where there except for Jordan and SJ, but they reached there 5 minutes or so after Sean and my arrival. Then we took the MRT to Jurong East to meet up with Kheeming, followed by taking the MRT to Bedok. When we reached there, some of them went to buy some fruits and then we took bus 197 to somewhere near Victoria School and walked to East Coast. As it was in the noon, it was extremely sunny. Anyway, before heading to the bike rental store, we went to Burger King for a drink. After that, we went to rent 8 bikes at the price of $7 per bike for the whole day! So happily, we rode our bikes. Sean asked if we wanted to cycle to Bukit Batok for lunch and come back to return our bikes, of course we did not agree to it as it was way too far. Upon rejecting his suggestion, SJ told us to cycle to Changi Village for lunch. All of them agreed, and as I had no idea how FAR Changi Village was from East Coast, dumb-dumbly I followed them and cycled all the way to Changi Village. The route to Changi Village was long, super long, super-duper long. As all of you know, my physical fitness level is the very very low, therefore it was a great torture for me. Despite me being so slow, they were kind enough to wait for me. On the way there, we had to cross and cycle on roads. While I was turning my bike near the curb, the side of the wheels hit the curb and *BIANG!*, I fell to the ground. I was lucky enough not to get hurt, but the unlucky thing was that the chain of the bike went out of its position. Kheeming waited for me while I pull it back to its original position. Upon doing that, my hands turned black and greasy. Still, I continued cycling to catch up with them. After cycling for about 20minutes, we reached a spot where road blocks were placed, as a result, we had to cross to road to another side of the road to continue to cycle to our destination. Seng, Fi, Sean, Hong Wei and SJ crossed the road first, followed by me. Knowing that it was a rocky road, I pulled the brakes so as to control the speed, once again, *BIANG!* but this time, only my bike fell as I jumped out of my seat before it fell. As expected, Kheeming and Jordan who were behind me laughed their hearts out. With great determination and the never-say-die spirit, I pulled my bike up and continued cycling. After another few minutes, we reached a spot where we had to bring our bikes down the tall steps before we could cycle. While I was trying to bring the bike down, accidentally I stepped onto a rusty nail. Thankfully it only scratched the side of my feet. So, we continued all the way to Changi Village. The whole cycling thingy took 2.5 hours- 3 hours. We ordered food and lots of drinks at the hawker centre. After our meals I phoned my dad to fetch me back to East Coast as I was exhausted and because my dad was jogging at East Coast with his colleagues. My dad agreed. For a moment, I thought that I was saved! Sean told the rest to wait for my dad to arrive in case something happens and I have to go back by bike. Indeed something happened! The bike was unable to fit into my dad's car! Ok, so I had to cycle all the way back to East Coast. On the way back to East Coast I had no choice but to cycle at a slow slow speed due to the fact that I had near zero strength left in my body. As I was slow, I became the last and after several minutes, all of them were no where in sight. At first I was afraid of getting lost, but after cycling for about 10 minutes, I saw them again! They were sitting down drinking water while waiting for me. TOUCHED! The same thing happened throughout the whole journey, several minutes and they were no where to be seen, and after awhile I'll see them stopping somewhere waiting for me. (So paiseh have to make them wait for me) Before returning the bikes, we went to the jetty to enjoy the scenery. Later, we rode back to the bike rental store and I was the third to reach there! Actually its nothing surprising, the reason for me being the third was because I left the jetty 5 minutes in advance. After returning the bikes, I parted with them. Amazingly, it only took us 2 hours or less for us to cycle back. For me although I was exhausted, the bed at home motivated me to cycle faster back to East Coast. (We Cycled 4 hours+ for the whole day! Tiring!) Any idea how I look now? Like a ROASTED PIG! Got sunburned and I'm all red, especially my arms, neck and nose. Overall, although this was a torturing day and my whole body is aching and sunburned, I really enjoyed it.
Note: DO NOT TOUCH ME!! SUNBURN!!
Special Thanks:
Sean: Waiting For Me! *TOUCHED!*
Kheeming: Waiting For Me! *TOUCHED!*
Jordan: Waiting For Me! Giving Me Directions When I'm Lost! *TOUCHED!*
Shi Jie: Cycling Behind Me (Afraid That I Might Fall Again Or Something)!
Hanaffi: Helping Me In Adjusting Bike's Stuffs!
Chin Seng: Leading The Way!
Hong Wei: Suan Me All The Way!

MORE Before and After Exam Tips!

2007-08-27T14:32:00.000+08:00

DOs
Before Exams
1.Always be confident in what you are doing, never doubt yourself.
Example:
When writing an essay, just write what you have in mind, don't worry about getting it wrong.

2.Revise the day before your exam.
Example:
Burn midnight oil.

After Exams
3.Always look on the bright side of life and be positive.
Example:
If your failed an exam, tell yourself: Failure is the mother of success, Ming Tian Hui Gen Hao! (Tomorrow will be a better day!)

DONT DOs
1.Never be overconfident.
Example:
Before Exam: *Proud* Study before liao la, must be confident mah, study again for what, sure A1 one la!
After Exam: *Cries and Whines* Walau, hard sia!

2.Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever be too positive.
Example:
Its already the end of the year exams, how positive can you be when you get failing grades? Like this perhaps?: *Shine your smile at the sky* Ming Nian Hui Gen Hao!(Next year will be a better year!)
If you do that in front of your parents...
*PIAK* Legendary Buddha Palm.

Or...

You: Mother, I failed, but nevermind one la! Failure is the mother of success, no mother where got son!
Mother(Standard, always like that): Expected!
You: Aiya, don't act like you know everything leh. Got such great foresight go buy ToTo/4-D lor.
*PIAK* Legendary Buddha Palm.

As usual, wish you guys all the best for the upcoming exams!
Btw, I won't be blogging till my prelims(depends, might even have to wait till 'O's) are over. Cya!

24 August 2007

2007-08-24T19:21:00.000+08:00

Had our E Math Paper 2 prep exam today. Although I think I know how to solve most of the problems, but I won't say that its an easy paper as every time after saying that, for some reasons I will get crappy results. Then, we had Chemistry remedial followed by History remedial. After that Yuyang, Jordan, Hock Meng, Damian and me went to watch a movie at West Mall. Took us long before we finally decided to watch Rush Hour 3. Yuyang phoned Sylvia and ask her to come along. Although the duration of the movie was short, but it was hilarious, a worth-the-money movie. When the movie ended, we all went home. *Suayness approached me* Just before I could reach my block, *SHHIIIIIIIIKKKK* I slipped and fell onto the ground. My hands and shoes were filthy as they were being dirtied by the mud. *Haiz* Suay ah! So long never fall down liao, today suay suay fell down. The good thing is that I didn't drop into the drain if not I will be covered with rubbish. =.=" Its okay, Its alright, One should always look on the bright side of life! As the Chinese saying goes "Da Nan Bu Si, Bi You Hou Fu", hmm... perhaps something lucky might happen tomorrow, you'll never know!

22 August 2007

2007-08-22T16:59:00.000+08:00

I believe that in many people's mind, I am considered as a joker or someone that doesn't treat things seriously thus even when I make a serious remark/comment people will think that its a joke and will not be bothered about what I say or put what I say into considerations. Therefore starting from today, I shall try and be a more serious person. Not sure if I will be able to make it, as things around me always tempts me to make funny remarks and to crack a joke. As for today, we had our F&N test. As most of us either studied a bit or did not study at all, before entering the examination hall, we wished each other "good night" instead of "good luck". The paper's duration was 2 hours, but I only took 50 minutes to complete it while my friends took less then 20 minutes and after that all of us fell asleep.

Disheartened and Depressed

2007-08-21T16:38:00.000+08:00

Had a physics test today and so I studied as much as I can yesterday night and even consulted my cousin. When I went into the examination hall, I was filled with confidence. When the invigilator said "You may start now", I flipped over the page and started writing. The first few questions were pretty easy, but each preceding question became more and more difficult. When I finished the papers, I was very sure that I've flunk the test. My friends discussed the questions with each other and none of their answers matched mine. I'm extremely disheartened and depressed by this for the fact that among all the papers I've gotten back, I only managed pass History and now I'm going to fail physics. I used to think that last minute work would be of great help, but now I think I'm wrong. Hope that its not too late to start studying now. Do give me some helpful studying tips if you have any, thanks.

Back To Blogging

2007-08-20T16:30:00.000+08:00

Sup people! I'm back! The blog has not been updated lately as exams have started hence I have to do some revision, but of course not forgetting the playing part. Recently, I got my O levels MT results, unfortunately I only managed to score a B3. I feel the sense of regretfulness for not studying and working hard enough when I see my peers and cousins getting A1s and A2s. Guess I have to work a lot harder. Besides that, I also got back some of my results for the prep exams and as expected, it turned out to be was very disappointing. *Sigh* Failed quite a few papers. Its time I get serious and start studying, hope that I will be going to one of those ideal courses i have in mind instead of ending up in one of those lousy ones.

Long Break Coming Up

2007-08-07T17:18:00.000+08:00

Had my SS exam today. Wasn't hard but neither was it easy, Ok Ok la. After tomorrow, there will be a 4 days holiday coming up! Woo~ Budden need to hand in F&N coursework by Friday. *Sigh*

Exam Tips!

2007-08-06T18:41:00.000+08:00

I believe that the exams are around the corner. Hence I will be sharing some tips with you guys!

Exam Excuses:
[Quoted From My Friend (Haru)]
Here's a famous line that teachers love to say :"Practice makes perfect!"
Then, when you make a mistake, they'll say :"Nothing is perfect!"
Now do the Math!
(1)Practice = Perfect
(2)Nothing = Perfect
Sub (2) into (1)
Practice = Nothing
That's why I've stop practicing.

Exam Tips:
The Modern Way
When sleeping, replace your soft and comfy pillows with books and notes. According to a scien-RIES-fic experiment, when your head comes into contact with the books and notes, it actually adsorbs the text and pictures in it and converts it into your EQ/IQ!

The Traditional Way
Before having your exams, burn all your notes and books. Next, pour the ashes into a cup of pure drinking water. Mix well and drink it.

Just kidding! Please don't try this at home(or anywhere). If you do and something miraculous happens, do thank me. But if something unfortunate happens (eg. Headache after sleeping on your thick and hard books or stomachache after drinking the "holy water"), that would be none of my business!

Anyway, wish you guys all the best for the upcoming exams!

Chiong Ah!! Ai Pia Jia Eh Yia!!

Worst Hairstylist In Bukit Batok!

2007-08-05T22:43:00.000+08:00

This morning my parents brought me and my bro for a haircut. My bro was the first who took a sit and had a haircut. His haircut turned out to be a funny one. All he wanted was to get a slight trim, but in the end the hairstylist "magically" turned him into a Spiky Mushroom. Yes! Just like you, I laughed. When it was my turn, I specifically told her that I want to keep my sideburn and make my hair "spikable". *Bzzzzzz* *Bzzzzzz*. When I opened my eyes, I was surprised (Not the positive way). I looked like a superstar! Sadly, its neither Tom Cruise nor Brad Pitt. *Sigh* The superstar was non other than Chow Yun Fatt. I had my sideburn shaved, a slope, my fringe cut and my hair was combed backwards. Then, happily, she told my mum :"Look, your son got a new hairstyle!". At that point, I wanted to stand up, turn back and give her a punch in the face. Well, as for now there's nothing much I can do, laugh and giggle if you want... *Haiz*

3 August 2007

2007-08-04T01:15:00.000+08:00

Did a chem test today. Thought that it would be an easy test, but it turned out to be *haiz*. After school, I had physics practical remedial followed by history remedial. Dunno what to write le... O.o

Back Online!

2007-08-02T17:32:00.001+08:00

Supsup! I'm back online! Muahaha... Two days ago, my dad confiscated the router and today he returned it back to me~ Wooo~ Today I had my history test, first time having an examination at the hall. Felt uneasy at first, but got used to it after a while. SEQ was fine, but SBQ was quite difficult. I took the MRT and LRT with Seng and took a 10 minutes walk back home. Although it was tiring, but for the sake of not getting fatter, I shall WALK WALK WALK!

Slack Slack Slack

2007-07-31T16:58:00.000+08:00

One of my favourite days, Tuesday! For the first 5 periods, we had F&N. As usual, we slacked through the 2hours and 20minutes by "doing our coursework" at the computer lab. At 10.55 AM, we had our break, followed by 1hour and 10minutes of EL. Mr Subair had something to attend to, leaving us with 35minutes of free time. After that we had physics, plus another break and lastly one period of PoA. Nothing much today, basically its just a slacky day.

Nearly died due to "heart attack"

2007-07-30T23:51:00.000+08:00

Got a last minute reminder from Jordan at around 11 PM. He told me that we had to hand in the F&N coursework Part A tomorrow! Then did I remember that I had to do it. Immediately, I rushed to my bag to find the F&N photos, shockingly, I was unable to find it. My mum joined me in search for the F&N photos. Thankfully, after ten minutes or so, she managed to find it in my closet. For a moment I thought my F&N coursework Part A would be done for, fortunately my mum found the photos. Phew!

29 July 2007

2007-07-29T21:44:00.000+08:00

Nothing much I've got to say. Played in the morning till 11 AM and had breakfast. Continued playing till 1.30PM, then I had my lunch. Played again till 8PM, then I took my dinner. As for now, I'm going to do my homework. Only can do chem as I've forgotten to bring my Math textbook home.

Not Blogging On Saturdays

2007-07-28T23:11:00.001+08:00

Just to let you guys know, unless something extremely exciting or interesting happens, I won't be blogging on Saturdays as I will be reaching home late. Nothing special on Saturdays anyway. Play in the morning till 6 PM+ and after that head to my grandma's house till 11 PM+.

Black Friday

2007-07-27T16:49:00.000+08:00

Summary of Black Friday:
-Heard that Hock Meng came out of the washroom bleeding
-Hong Wei was accused of injuring Hock Meng
-While Hong Wei was being questioned by Mdm Mok, he accidentally blurted out that Kheeming and Jordan stayed in class during MT period.
-CENSORED (Highly confidential! Want to know what happened next? Find it out by yourself. I was told not to write it out.)
-Hock Meng was being hospitalized.

I sincerely hope that the he will have a speedy recovery and return to school ASAP :)

Gone For Part B F&N?

2007-07-26T19:14:00.000+08:00

Did badly for my Part B F&N practical examination. My Control(First Cupcake) was badly burnt, can say that its "Chao Ta". Variation 1(Second Cupcake) was also quite burnt, but not as bad as the Control. As for Variation 2(Third Cupcake), it turned out to be the best cupcake, but there are still obvious cracks on top of it. After doing the practical, some of my classmates left while others(Estelle, Shi Shyuan, Samuel, Sean, SJ and me) stayed back to help Ms Phoo clear the mess. While clearing the mess, Samuel found a slice of cake. With force, he threw it against the basin. "Bong!" went the basin, amazingly the slice of cake was unbroken. Surprised by the cake's toughness, we all tried throwing it against the basin, still, the innocent-looking cake remains in one piece. As there were a few more slices of the rock-hard cake lying around, all of us took a slice and started a cake fight. Although it didn't lasted for long, we had lots of fun! *ouch*

Just Another Day

2007-07-25T17:21:00.000+08:00

Slacked my way through the day. Nothing special happened. Just that the kaybee big-mouthed Ah Wei went to tell Ms Sim that I shouldn't be getting a C5 for my CCA as I've not been attending the SJAB meetings for this year. Hope I won't be getting a D7 or else I'll make sure that he pays for it. Kheeming suggested to have a Chinese chess competition, wanted to join at first, budden since I'm so lousy at it, I gave up the thought. After school, I went to Popular and bought 2 books which Ah Wei recommended. It cost $27.80! Expensive hor? But nvm la, since its for my studies, my mum will be paying for it. I saw Charmaine and Sock Yong @ Popular, I doubt they saw me though. Then, before I left West Mall, I met Metiga and April. While I was on the bus, I saw Kheeming, Zuo Jia, Hanaffi and Glenn flagging for a taxi, once again, no one saw me. If you're thinking: Could it be so coincidental? Hello? Did you skip school today? Today's a Wednesday!

Lots And Lots To Talk About

2007-07-24T22:30:00.000+08:00

Seems like my cough has worsen and it caused me to have a sore throat. When I woke up, it felt so dry and pain, but after having my medicine, I felt so much better at school (can continue talking crap). Today is the second time Mr Chia is absent, but there's no math lesson today. This morning, I was nearly late for school but heng heng made it on time. During our second break, we had a little "fun". Want to know? Really curious? Very interested? Extremely keen on knowing? Too bad! That's for you to figure it out. We had our PoA test papers back, surprisingly Jordan got 23/25! As for me, I only manage to score 18/25 *Haiz*. When we had our EL remedial, Ms Gopal came in and gave us a composition + letter writing which seriously boring. After school, as usual, I stayed back with Ah Wei and Jordan. I did some revision for physics while Ah Wei and Jordan played Chinese chess. They had a bet. If Ah Wei wins, he get backs his pencil case (which I kept in my bag), if he loses, he'll have to present his composition to us!(his composition is often considered as a joke book as he writes crap. LoL! No offence.) Ah Wei won Jordan twice in a row, therefore he got back is pencil case. Then both of them started revising. We left school at around 5:35 PM. On the way out of the school, Jordan met *Ahemz* and you know what happens next. So me and Ah Wei left the school together without Jordan. I waited for the bus for about 20 minutes, yet the bus hasn't arrive. Even after Jordan came out of the school, the bus was still no where in sight. Hence I decided to take a taxi home. Just when I entered the taxi, guess what? I looked behind and there was the bus. Arghh... wasted my precious $7. By the time I reached home it was already 6:10 PM. At night, my dad bought the 'Just Follow Law' CD and we watched it together. I just looooveeee J Team productions, ever so funny. Alright, that concludes my day. So far, This must be the wordiest post I've ever written O.o!

Sianzation

2007-07-23T16:08:00.001+08:00

For once, Mr Chia was absent and there was no lessons during the math period! Budden nothing special happen la. Same old thing that we do everyday: talk talk talk play play play. Then during VE period Mr Nazar took over the lesson but nothing was given to us to do, so the same thing happened again: talk talk talk play play play. Then after school I stayed back with ah wei to do chem homework. The most sian thing is that I've been coughing badly throughout the day, hope that I'll get well soon as it is irritating my throat. As for now I'll be going for a bath, followed by having my dinner and watching TV. I guess thats it for today. Cya!

Gaming Day

2007-07-22T21:57:00.000+08:00

Since the 'O's is round the corner, I've decided to study from Monday to Saturday and play all day on Sunday. One of the games which I'm addicted to is Maple Story. I guess most of you know what it is... anyway, i bought the x2 EXP thingy and played for the whole day~ (some people might thinks its childish, but I like it) Tomorrow is Monday, a schooling day, gotta sleep early. So.. Cya!

My Very First Post

2007-07-21T09:26:00.000+08:00

Yes! This is it! My very first post! If you're thinking whether this is my first time blogging, my answer would be a No. I had 3 blogs (I doubt anyone has seen the 3 blogs), the reason for me to start a new blog each time is because... I forgot my username/password everytime. I guess you'll be either laughing or thinking that I'm stupid right now =.=" hey I'm not stupid ok? It's just that I hardly have time to blog due to homework(people who know me will know that its not the main reason... but still one of the reasons) and of course *drum rolls* playing online games!! Hence after months when I finally have some time to blog... yea you know... I forgot my username/password =.=" If you are one of those that wish to chat at my blog please be patient as I will be putting up a tag board shortly. Alright, that's it for now.